Movies: Michael Q. Schmidt

A 300-year-old Hungarian vampire/succubus disguises itself as a female high school teacher. The teacher seduces and possesses popular students and sends them out to kidnap promiscuous school girls with the intention of draining and drinking their blo...

The tragic true story of best friends Steve Driver and Tom Dong, two low end porn actors who sought fame but gained infamy....

A hot cougar dumps her mooching boyfriend after he cheats on her then goes on the prowl to find a new cub the 21st century way - via the newest dating website, match.con, yes you read that right....

During the height of the AIDS epidemic in LA, Gabriel, a lonely hospice worker, helps lead his patients to a conscious death....

Out and proud Cody still has some feelings for her ex-girlfriend Heather in this fresh, intimate drama. Unfortunately, Heather doesn’t want to leave her husband and Cody’s current squeeze Jessica has had enough....

Maynard Yates is trying to clean up his life when chance gives him a job as a limousine driver. He is soon chauffeuring the Hollywood elite and finds himself emerged in the dark, seedy underbelly of celebrity: sex, addiction, money, fame, greed, lies...

A bodacious grifter and a bad-ass thug meet to negotiate a drug deal. But she's really setting him up for the mysterious boss she's enslaved to...

A new drug promises out-of-body experiences, but users are coming back changed forever, and an otherworldly invasion of Earth is underway....

Kelly Deerdale, Hawaii's wild child or an innocent girl caught up in a lifestyle she doesn't understand? In either case, she forces former Hawaii Skinnydipper Jimmy Chow to re-examine his naturists beliefs....

Elliot (Peter Tullio), Warren (Philip Marlatt) and Terry (Melanie Rose Wilson) dabble in Satanism and hold a ritual in an abandoned woods. When nothing happens, they return to their car only to find that it won't start. An accident happens, leaving T...

The ghost of Hamlet's father orders him to kill his uncle, and the easily distracted prince makes up a bunch of excuses to avoid doing it....

Join Messers Heidecker and Wareheim for an exciting winter holiday that's taking the world by storm with the Tim & Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! Chrimbus Special....

A Catholic schoolboy gets a dream job as a screener at a European-style resort. Unbeknownst to them, Micky Littleton harbors a supernatural secret. He can zap anyone he doesn't like into an alternate dimension where they are comically tortured by the...

Catherine, a nun with a unique form of narcolepsy, attempts to lose herself in the worlds of religion, adolescent fantasy, and finally masochistic devotion to a man. Her husband, a plastic surgeon, has evolved from a yeti-like creature to accommodate...

A deeper exploration of the relationship between a young witch (Colette Weber Shaw) and an old witch (Marnie Weber) who has sold her soul to the devil....

Three nuns about to renounce God are recruited by an agency within the church to masquerade as prostitutes in order to bring down a sex trafficking organization....

After a typical school shooting, two shell-shocked children seek refuge in a magical movie theater run by the Devil (aka Mr. Red) where they are shown three different horror films....

This first person text by Michael Haussman examines gravity's effect on human emotion, told through five high definition video sequences filmed at 2,000 frames per second....

Documentary about Tim and Eric's live show at The Echo....

Horror Hostess Mavlolia: the Queen of Screams invites you to join her on a fear filled evening where she shares five terrifying tales. This evening full of comedy and tragedy may make you laugh and cry - But will you survive the night?...