Movies: Giuseppe Andrews

  • 2014
    Pregnant With a Swastika

    Pregnant With a Swastika (2014)

    Pregnant With a Swastika

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    Giuseppe plays Bob Dillion, during the writing of the book "Tarantula" who lays an egg containing the ultimate woman...

    Pregnant With a Swastika
  • 2009
    Esoterica

    Esoterica (2009)

    Esoterica

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    "In this vignette oriented piece, a group of people discuss their own often unique perspective on life. Unlike other titles in his canon, Esoterica is completely apropos. Each sequence suggests the inner psychological struggles of seemingly normal pe...

    Esoterica
  • 2016
    Jesus And Time

    Jesus And Time (2016)

    Jesus And Time

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    a dick docudrama about being free from idiots...

    Jesus And Time
  • 2013
    Pure Artisti Dal

    Pure Artisti Dal (2013)

    Pure Artisti Dal

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    This is the first film since the trailer park period. It’s broken up into three discs, not due to length but aesthetic. It stars Giuseppe as Tony, a fan of a french painter named Billy Brioche who is visiting the states to paint pelicans. Giuseppe’s ...

    Pure Artisti Dal
  • 2010
    The Fast

    The Fast (2010)

    The Fast

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    "Pierogi is a recent convert to a raw food diet who wants to fast for 30 days. Naturally, this causes concern among his friends and family, including: a father whose stuck in a psychological warp involving mountain lions and tuxedos; an uncle whose h...

    The Fast
  • 2014
    Homo Robot Paradise Slob

    Homo Robot Paradise Slob (2014)

    Homo Robot Paradise Slob

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    A girl named Mandy makes the ultimate companion in the form of a robot. They eat cupcakes, tell stories, and play board games. The robot can’t fill the void like Mandy thought though of her childhood friend Black Magic Higgins...

    Homo Robot Paradise Slob
  • 2003
    Utopia Blues

    Utopia Blues (2003)

    Utopia Blues

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    a cop gets fired from his job and becomes homeless along with his son this is one of giuseppe andrews lost films, it was made in 2003 and only got released in pieces via period piece, not much is known about the whereabouts of utopia blues or if any...

    Utopia Blues
  • 2014
    Vagrant Womb

    Vagrant Womb (2014)

    Vagrant Womb

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    A film by Giuseppe Andrews....

    Vagrant Womb
  • 2003
    Dad's Chicken

    Dad's Chicken (2003)

    Dad's Chicken

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    Black Jesus just can’t take it any more. He hates his dying wife and his transsexual son - but not for the reasons you think. She won’t let him obsessively cut coupons, and he/she fetishizes guns to the point of distraction. His other daughter is a d...

    Dad's Chicken
  • 2007
    Golden Embers

    Golden Embers (2007)

    Golden Embers

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    When we first meet the characters from Golden Embers, they are people in transition. One is a bride to be, hoping her ex-addict brother can stay sober long enough to walk her down the aisle. The sibling is a sexually obsessed dope fiend, desperate fo...

    Golden Embers
  • 2016
    John Guitar

    John Guitar (2016)

    John Guitar

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    John Guitar
  • 2004
    Babysitter

    Babysitter (2004)

    Babysitter

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    Plop - named after the sound he made upon his birth - is a notorious infant caregiver wanted by the police. Apparently, unwitting parents (including a particularly proud gay couple) have hired the semi-retarded redneck nanny under the pretense that h...

    Babysitter
  • 2006
    Jacuzzi Rooms

    Jacuzzi Rooms (2006)

    Jacuzzi Rooms

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    Nothing more than a simple set up – four of Andrews’ company getting smashed in a seedy hotel room – this improvised look at men out to party is strangely spellbinding. There are the typical taunts about penis size and sexual prowess, and with liquor...

    Jacuzzi Rooms
  • 2003
    Monkey

    Monkey (2003)

    Monkey

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    Apartheid has been ordered to Green Hockers Rehab Center for excessive drinking. His habit is so bad that his life has become one continuous case of the DTs. As a matter of fact, a disembodied old man with the same initials seems to be controlling hi...

    Monkey
  • 2005
    Tweek City

    Tweek City (2005)

    Tweek City

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    Tweek City is a week in the life of Bill, a potentially closeted, half-Latino, small-time speed dealer in San Francisco's Mission District. Bill is stuck on an endless walk from one empty experience to the next. Only Bill's friend Jerm has the abilit...

    Tweek City
  • 2006
    Okie Dokie

    Okie Dokie (2006)

    Okie Dokie

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    There are four main characters at the center of this surreal screwball comedy, a quartet of humanity hampered by their own flaws. In a dusty hotel room, a depressed husband (Lloyd Kaufman) reads a "Dear John" letter from his long suffering spouse. In...

    Okie Dokie
  • 2007
    Cat Piss

    Cat Piss (2007)

    Cat Piss

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    Cat Piss centers on director Andrews’ newfound friendship with resident Wally Lavern. Under the premise that he would live with the man 24/7 and record their “relationship”, Piss provides the kind of retro-realistic view into the world of the margina...

    Cat Piss
  • 2013
    The Fire Dancers

    The Fire Dancers (2013)

    The Fire Dancers

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    Giuseppe narrates a werewolf doll dancing in psychedelic smoke with a poem. “the progression of expression is in the hands of the fire dancers”...

    The Fire Dancers
  • 2015
    I Spit in the Face of All Other Filmmakers (kung f.u.)

    I Spit in the Face of All Other Filmmakers (kung f.u.) (2015)

    I Spit in the Face of All Other Filmmakers (kung f.u.)

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    a woman dying of vaginal cancer from her computer befriends a mountain-gorilla, she feeds it bread and it fucks her, the gorilla shits in her mouth....

    I Spit in the Face of All Other Filmmakers (kung f.u.)
  • 2006
    Ants

    Ants (2006)

    Ants

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    A young man who likes to Rollerblade must face the fact that the documentary about ants his father is making might is driving his father insane....

    Ants